Email-Signatur Joke

Hier eine, wie ich finde, recht orginelle Satire auf die (zumindest damals im 1. Jahrzehnt dieses Jahrtausends) manchmal ziemlich heftigen "Disclaimer", die man oft am Ende von E-Mails fand. Z.B. die Anweisungen, was man tun soll, falls man das E-Mail zwar erhalten hat, aber das Gefühl hat, es wäre nicht an mich adressiert gewesen. Oder der Mitteilung, dass das was im E-Mail steht nur die Privatmeinung des Mitarbeiters sei und er nicht für die Firme sprechen würde - was soll dann aber der Austausch, wenn alles eh nur die Privatmeinung ist?

Nach meinen Erkenntnissen haben alle diese Mitteilungen keine wirkliche Bedeutung.

Gefunden auf irgendeiner Website:

Several messages of late from the honorable Mark Gibbs
(www.gibbs.com) have included the following signature:

  > This e-mail is intended for the use of the individual
  > addressee(s) named above and may contain information
  > that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for
  > overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no
  > sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs. If you
  > are not the intended recipient, any dissemination,
  > distribution or copying of this e-mail is not authorized
  > (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an
  > irritating social faux pas.
  >
  > Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its
  > correct context somewhere other than in this warning,
  > it does not have any legal, or grammatical use and
  > may be ignored.
  >
  > No animals were harmed in the transmission of this
  > e-mail, although the Kelpie next door is living on
  > borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an
  > overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to
  > learn that there is no hidden message revealed by
  > reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that
  > alert Notice from Microsoft.
  >
  > However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around
  > yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm
  > befalls you and your pets.
  >
  > If you have received this e-mail in error, please add
  > some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven
  > for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2
  > hours before icing.